Inspired by Wrack's entry..where is it...here we go.

Don't take this too seriously. It's spontaneous. =P

I'd be exactly as tall as I actually am, that being.. *too lazy to measure* ..five foot two or something similar. I'd have blonde hair, but I'd dye it blue. I'd totally ignore people just for fun. I'd have a fanny pack instead of a purse, and inside it I would keep things like: a comb, a taser, a small telescope, pens in various colors, spare underclothes, a tight sports bra, contact lenses in various colors, false moustaches in various colors, glasses in a protective case, flimsy shoes that look like loafers, a thin-fabric men's suit folded into a small cardboard box, blank name tags, at least one wig, a false licence plate cover, an eyepatch, and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in a plastic box. My pack would have a lock on it, and the key would be inside my earring. I would generally wear subdued colors and sandals. My clothing would be scarce. I would wear small swimsuits whenever possible, regardless of the weather unless it was winter, in which case I would wear a trenchcoat and boots. My figure would be ridiculously on the 'ideal' side. When I walked by, men would drop things, women would stare, and televisions would lose signal. I would eat while walking, and disappear at mealtimes to swim or walk around in secluded places. I wouldn't drink coffee or alcohol, or smoke, or drive. I would ride a motorcycle. My motorcycle would be brown, with no decals save for a small orange 'BC' over the rear wheel. All chrome parts would be sanded and painted black. The engine would be custom-made to be on one side. The other side would be mainly hollow. The cover over that part would be on a hinge, and when lifted, I could store my sniper rifle there in one piece. The barrel of my rifle would resemble an exhaust pipe, and when attached to my bike, would be unnoticeable to anyone except myself. The part of my rifle hidden by the motorcycle would be painted orange and blue. It would have a foldable stand attached to it for portability, and a case for bullets on the side. It would have a spring-loaded knife in the handle, activated by pushing the trigger forwards. I would be trained in all kinds of martial arts, and dance.

I would be a sniper, a baker, and a footwear model.