... Mops are referred to as 'Stunt Rakes'.

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Example sentence:

"So, today, I went and saw a movie? And the main character used a stunt rake, and I screamed out loud "AAAAAAAAGH." Can you believe that!"

The ocean is actually Chuck Norris.

Dinosaurs aren't extinct.

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