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Bitter Cold

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Santa is coming tonight

And I want a car, and I want a life

And I want a first class trip to Hawaii

I want a lifetime supply

Of skittles & slurpees and Eskimo pies

I want a DVD,

A big screen TV

Just bring me things that I don't need

 

'Cuz now it's Christmas

And I want everything

I just can't wait

Christmas

So don't stop spending

I want a million gifts, that's right

Don't forget my Christmas list tonight

'Cuz now it's Christmas

 

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He doesn't, silly!

 

He has a workshop full of happy elves who make really accurate knockoffs of actual products, for free!

 

He probably gives them all cookies the day after Christmas. All those cookies, who could really believe he eats them all? Ridiculous.

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