Actually, all I did was clean my room. For the first time in almost two years. But it was still an archaeological dig.

Things I found: A couple of Inika heads, a mummified piece of broccoli with a slight urine scent (on top of my bookcase), ancient cookies which crumbled upon touch (also on top of my bookcase), old quartz crystals from September, a couple of missing Bionicle masks, an ancient house made out of lego bricks, a backpack I lost two years ago (under my bed), several dismembered minifigs (under my bed, on top of my bookcase, in my desk, under my mattress), a remote control for a plane that broke last year, my mom's copies of "The Count of Monte Cristo" and "The Three Musketeers" (under my bed), the cover of a paperback copy of "The Count of Monte Cristo" (under my mattress), wilted lettuce (behind my desk), ancient cookies which crumbled after being touched a couple times (behind my desk), twenty dollars (under my bed), and a mummified cheese stick (between my desk and the wall).