Grog's for frogs.

They sit on logs.

Get fat like hogs.

Hog rhymes with Clog.

Clog rhymes with bog.

bog rhymes with Whatsamechalaitgog.

Ocrist rhymes with stupid... rist....

That's what I thought

Spork rhymes with pork

Spork rhymes with.... Spork!

Hey, you should add a poetry content block. (like I did) XD

Spork should do as Nid did,

If he does, a likely bid,

The idea is sound,

And quite profound,

But be sure to stay hid.

I can't ryme squat.

Nope. Not a thing.

This is a ryme.

But like I said.

It doesn't sound good does it?

~ ~

Spork sounds like dork

because Spork is a dork

His name should have been Dorkuma

But instead he's just a porkuma name Dokuma

Or whatever

Or never

Anyway, he eats like a pig

Even though I've never seen him big

Actually, I've never seen him eat

Or say "Trick or Treat"

But this poem is getting weird and geeky

Oh yeah, my mom's cat killed a bird who had a beaky

So that's the end

For now until then

So you won't have to read this stupid poem

Any longer then you will need to eat foam.

~Phyre

Blog ate ur dog!