Hahaha
•This guy on Coast To Coast is predicting the Rise of the South on April 24th 2009. Art Bell says this is "pretty freaky stuff." lolzorz
•In a crazier vein, this other guy is threatening armed rebellion against the US government because "Obama is related to Bush and Cheney" and that the US is run by a ruling bloodline as a part of a secret society. He wants to overthrow the "monarchy" so the American people can't be sold out to "the Reds and the Corporations."
•Another guy says we'll spiral into a socialist police state in 2009.
•Someone else says that Disney will attempt to acquire Christmas itself. "They want Santa, they want Rudolph, they want everything!"
•Todd of Atlanta predicts that Aliens, as the Illuminati, will create a natural disaster as in Noah's Ark or the legend of Atlantis as a plot to destroy our world.
•Ray from Illinois predicts the rise of the North American Union and the "Amero" as a new form of currency."
•This guy says that a New World Order will officially be announced and that it will be "a happy thing" and that "by Christmas everyone will be sitting pretty."
•A senile-sounding lady says that she ate an orange that tasted "not like a regular badness but a weird, weird badness" and that she thinks food-poisoning will run rampant in 2009 due to genetic engineering. (This was explained to her by a psychic she consulted.)
•A guy from Pittsburgh says that, uh, the Titans will win the Super Bowl.
•Tom from Oregon says that trains will form a "new horizon for our country" and will "change the way we look at freight." (His prediction wasn't actually implausible, but I liked the phrasing.)
•Huh, how on-topic for this site- One woman predicts a resurgence of tactile, mechanical toys.
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I will update this with other funny predictions.
I'm going to bed.
Happy 2009.
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