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•This guy on Coast To Coast is predicting the Rise of the South on April 24th 2009. Art Bell says this is "pretty freaky stuff." lolzorz

•In a crazier vein, this other guy is threatening armed rebellion against the US government because "Obama is related to Bush and Cheney" and that the US is run by a ruling bloodline as a part of a secret society. He wants to overthrow the "monarchy" so the American people can't be sold out to "the Reds and the Corporations."

•Another guy says we'll spiral into a socialist police state in 2009.

•Someone else says that Disney will attempt to acquire Christmas itself. "They want Santa, they want Rudolph, they want everything!"

•Todd of Atlanta predicts that Aliens, as the Illuminati, will create a natural disaster as in Noah's Ark or the legend of Atlantis as a plot to destroy our world.

•Ray from Illinois predicts the rise of the North American Union and the "Amero" as a new form of currency."

•This guy says that a New World Order will officially be announced and that it will be "a happy thing" and that "by Christmas everyone will be sitting pretty."

•A senile-sounding lady says that she ate an orange that tasted "not like a regular badness but a weird, weird badness" and that she thinks food-poisoning will run rampant in 2009 due to genetic engineering. (This was explained to her by a psychic she consulted.)

•A guy from Pittsburgh says that, uh, the Titans will win the Super Bowl.

•Tom from Oregon says that trains will form a "new horizon for our country" and will "change the way we look at freight." (His prediction wasn't actually implausible, but I liked the phrasing.)

•Huh, how on-topic for this site- One woman predicts a resurgence of tactile, mechanical toys.

 

 

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I will update this with other funny predictions.

I'm going to bed.

Happy 2009.

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predicting the Rise of the South on April 24th 2009.

 

John Titor predicted that... no, no he said it happened while he was in the future lol... but he said that was going to happen a few years ago.

It didn't.

Besides, people are too weak-minded these days to even know WHO to rebel against, much less start a full-blown revolution.

 

"Obama is related to Bush and Cheney" and that the US is run by a ruling bloodline as a part of a secret society.

The bloodline thing is a tired piece of "evidence" that's dragged out.

It is however naive to think that in this late year of 2009, with all these brilliant minds that occupy the earth now, that some of the more twisted ones haven't gotten together and figured out how to play people down to a science. "War" is a most profitable business... and we're having more than ever, all across the globe. It's not an accident.

 

 

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Yeah, but they made some sense (in an unfortunate way) back then.

 

I need land. I TAKE land.

I believe this. They don't so I'll MAKE them.

Etc, etc...

 

 

Dark, but it was simple. Now wars are crafted... like a fashion designer coming out with a new line or a fast food joint slapping an extra ingredient on a burger and calling it something new.

Just pay attention to who is to profit (as in monetarily, in cash) from a "war" and you probably have a good idea who created it. If one place funds BOTH sides, hey... you may be on to something.

 

Ray from Illinois predicts the rise of the North American Union

Actually, there are groups, run by very influential people, who have openly pushed for this and it's common currency.

 

This guy says that a New World Order will officially be announced

That guy's over a decade and a half late. The US president at the time mentioned it was a goal, among others in charge.

 

she thinks food-poisoning will run rampant in 2009 due to genetic engineering. (This was explained to her by a psychic she consulted.)

 

Codex Alimentarius

The idea that food will be engineered to be less vitamin-rich... on purpose.

 

But look how that's being presented. First the radio is telling you of something that may or may not yet be happening... but the story comes packaged with a "kooky" message attached, as if the only type of mental image you should think of if you hear this mentioned in the future is that of an old, wacky lady who listens to psychics.

 

Oh well, no more posts from me. Don't want your topic to get canned. :P

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Some Russian professor predicts the US will soon be taken over by other countries.

 

California and most of the west coast will become part of China.

The Northeast becomes part of England.

Hawaii becomes part of Japan.

Russia takes over Alaska.

Most of the south becomes Mexico.

I forget about the rest of America, but I recall the rest being Canada or something, except for Utah, which supposedly will become apart of Israel.

 

 

I find this all highly doubtful.

 

Alaska MAYBE, but California becoming China?

 

 

 

-Aelita-

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•A senile-sounding lady says that she ate an orange that tasted "not like a regular badness but a weird, weird badness" and that she thinks food-poisoning will run rampant in 2009 due to genetic engineering. (This was explained to her by a psychic she consulted.)

Best.

 

BtB

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I only agree with Jinzo because Orwell said about the same thing. Although it was more along the lines of "war distracts the middle / lower classes from the power the upper class wields." And 2 + 2 = 5.

 

Others are funny too. ^_^

 

:music:

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A guy from Pittsburgh says that, uh, the Titans will win the Super Bowl.

 

I am ashamed by this man's treachery to Pittsburgh. :(

 

 

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•Ray from Illinois predicts the rise of the North American Union and the "Amero" as a new form of currency."

I read about this on wikipedia, but I think we get gundams out of this...

 

 

But this is no regular badness...

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