Head stuffed up.

Talking more than 5 seconds = wanting to barf.

Headache.

Can barely breath.

Phlegm you could cut with a fork.

Sore throat.

Achey.

Dizzy.

Vertigo.

SOLUTION:

A steaming bowl containing:

1 big can of beef barley soup.

1 small, dented, heavily discounted, possibly compromised can of condensed chicken noodle soup... uncondensed.

1/2 a jar of savory beef gravy.

squirt of teriyaki marinade sauce

half a tray of beefsteak peppers / pork fried rice chinese combo

slice of white bread, broken up

big glass of water.

2 aspirin

listening on the internet to WPRB radio station playing live Daft Punk

Dangit, ONE of these ingredients have to do SOMETHING.