I R A Sick Jinzo
Head stuffed up.
Talking more than 5 seconds = wanting to barf.
Headache.
Can barely breath.
Phlegm you could cut with a fork.
Sore throat.
Achey.
Dizzy.
Vertigo.
SOLUTION:
A steaming bowl containing:
1 big can of beef barley soup.
1 small, dented, heavily discounted, possibly compromised can of condensed chicken noodle soup... uncondensed.
1/2 a jar of savory beef gravy.
squirt of teriyaki marinade sauce
half a tray of beefsteak peppers / pork fried rice chinese combo
slice of white bread, broken up
big glass of water.
2 aspirin
listening on the internet to WPRB radio station playing live Daft Punk
Dangit, ONE of these ingredients have to do SOMETHING.
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