He had a chihuahua... So I killed him. And because he looked to perfect to be up to much good. Also, he owned a pomegranate plantation. And pomegranates are bad. Except in juice. And 7-Up. Pomegranate 7-Up is good. I have a 2-liter thing of it in my room. And a cat. But she's on my lap, and as I'm not in my room, she's not in my room. Did I mention that I killed him because he was ugly? Yeah, he was too ugly to be up to much good. And he had two chihuahuas. One of them was balding, and looked like rat, as most do, and I accidentally gassed it with a can of rodent gas. Oh! I almost forgot to mention how perfect he looked! And as we all should know, the more perfect a person looks, the less good they can be up to. =l