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Oh No... A Guitar.


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Someone brought a PS2 and the Aerosmith Edition of Guitar Hero into our home.

 

I avoided it like the plague.

 

It's just not "me".

 

So every day this goof would come over and play it and SUCK, SUCK, SUCK.

 

I'd wake up and hear people booing to his playing.

It was like, "THE DREAM POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR ME!

EV-ERY SING-GLE DAY *SCREECH!* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

And again. And again. And again.

 

So, I picked up the "guitar" (lol) and started playing. Nightmare. Didn't even get 28%.

Next day, second play, 32%.

Next day, third play, 38%.

 

So today I CRINGED at waking up to the freaking "Dream Police" song again.

 

I went downstairs, took the guitar... beat it?

Then the next? First try? Next. First try?

 

And it just kept going... I beat like 11 songs all in the first try, then escaped out of the room when he left to go outside for something lol.

I'd probably have gone straight to the end, no joke.

 

I'm no instrument player, never was. I just don't see me doing stuff like that.

I have to admit, I was kinda' surprised. I was actually bopping up and down (must've looked like a freaking MORON) to the music... it's not even my kind of music.

 

I do admit though, due to the DISGUSTING BARRAGE of airtime Aerosmith was given in the 90's, none of the music was exactly alien.

 

And I did feel an odd sense of... awesome ...when kicking "Living on the Edge" pretty perfectly.

 

...I better keep away from that thing... Don't want to get addicted and end up like Stan and Kyle.

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It's good at teaching me one thing though... to not dwell on mistakes.

You have to INSTANTLY get over the fact you just botched something major in the song and move on even faster INSTANTLY to the next thing or that'll compound your screwup.

 

Like you said though, not the right music.

I noticed on songs I thought were "ok" I got scores in the 90's, but on ones that I was indifferent to or thought blew, low 80's.

 

If I could choose the music... wow.

 

One thing too... I'm surprised the character graphics are so rough and ugly.

I beat "Ragdoll", then looked up at Aerosmith in close-up... HIDEOUS.

I'm guessing the game's like 2007 or 2008, but MAN, they should've looked WAY better for the era videogames are in now. Hideous polygon parameters, hideous, illogical facial movement, hideous shading...

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Someone brought a PS2 and the Aerosmith Edition of Guitar Hero into our home.

I have a notion who it might be, but I won't say.

 

<_<

 

>_>

 

^_^

 

Not that it matters. Anyway, I'm probably wrong.

 

 

 

 

I have a semi-secret wish to learn the guitar. That game's been popping up on my radar lately. Almost makes me feel like giving it a try. Good thing nobody I know owns a PS2.

 

<o> <o>

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Guitar Hero Aerosmith was fun. It was incredibly easy, to me. Easy achievements, too. (Since you played on PS2 you probably have no idea what achievements are!)

 

I'd love to pick up a real guitar too, but then I'd go from Expert to noob. All my friends play guitar, but I'm better than them at Guitar Hero. (Like that counts for anything...) B)

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Yeeeaaaahhhh....

 

...it's fun.

 

I suck at it, and I'm sure I look like a fool, but it's fun sometimes.

 

I can't believe people who are competitive about it though. "I beat the hardest song on super-intense-god-mode with one hand tied behind your back and a blindfold! With the TV on mute!"

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Yeeeaaaahhhh....

 

...it's fun.

 

I suck at it, and I'm sure I look like a fool, but it's fun sometimes.

 

I can't believe people who are competitive about it though. "I beat the hardest song on super-intense-god-mode with one hand tied behind your back and a blindfold! With the TV on mute!"

 

Have you watched some of these songs?

 

The Devil Went Down To Georgia should -not- be humanly possible.

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Got Guitar Hero 2.

Reason being, it has a Dethklok song on it, "Thunderhorse".

 

Awesome.

Already beat the game on medium though I've yet... no... I'm not capable of thinking fast enough to beat it on expert... and I highly doubt I can beat it on "hard".

 

 

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