Oh No... A Guitar.
Someone brought a PS2 and the Aerosmith Edition of Guitar Hero into our home.
I avoided it like the plague.
It's just not "me".
So every day this goof would come over and play it and SUCK, SUCK, SUCK.
I'd wake up and hear people booing to his playing.
It was like, "THE DREAM POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR ME!
EV-ERY SING-GLE DAY *SCREECH!* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
And again. And again. And again.
So, I picked up the "guitar" (lol) and started playing. Nightmare. Didn't even get 28%.
Next day, second play, 32%.
Next day, third play, 38%.
So today I CRINGED at waking up to the freaking "Dream Police" song again.
I went downstairs, took the guitar... beat it?
Then the next? First try? Next. First try?
And it just kept going... I beat like 11 songs all in the first try, then escaped out of the room when he left to go outside for something lol.
I'd probably have gone straight to the end, no joke.
I'm no instrument player, never was. I just don't see me doing stuff like that.
I have to admit, I was kinda' surprised. I was actually bopping up and down (must've looked like a freaking MORON) to the music... it's not even my kind of music.
I do admit though, due to the DISGUSTING BARRAGE of airtime Aerosmith was given in the 90's, none of the music was exactly alien.
And I did feel an odd sense of... awesome ...when kicking "Living on the Edge" pretty perfectly.
...I better keep away from that thing... Don't want to get addicted and end up like Stan and Kyle.
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