So, I was watching TV when I saw the thing about the writers strike.

Then I heard shows would begin getting canceled.

At first I was optimistic they had already shot the season they were in.

Then they fired Kelso and killed Laverne.

Then they just stopped showing new episodes and I assumed the worst.

I began pondering how to fill the void and free time the show left.

Unable to think of anything, I reverted to older comedies I was already content with reruns of. Like Seinfeld.

Then I heard a settlement was made and new seasons would start.

Then they still didn't show new episodes.

Then I heard it basically had really been canceled.

Then someone told me it my return.

On a different channel.

I eagerly awaited to the point of missing the first few episodes of the new season.

I learned they fired the janitor.

Then he returned through his usual hilariously dark wit.

Then I saw Zach's new beard.

Which isn't as bad as I thought it would be.

Yes I am terribly bored.

No I don't have anything better to do.

Yes the *censored* wind is keeping me up again. Screw you mother nature. ><