I've decided that the best way for me to "fix the world's problems" is by prodding those who start them with stun-batons and downright killing them when they're protesting. I'm tired of turning on the news half the time to see a bunch of imbeciles go about vandalizing businesses and killing innocents just because reality doesn't conform to their opinions. It's horrifying. At least I'd get a spiffy gas-mask and a black-and-green-and-grey uniform...

And yes, I'm serious. Now pick up that can.

But really; I actually am seriously considering getting a job as a riot-control agent if I can ever get fit enough for it and gain the will to get my hair cut to that ridiculous crew-cut. Seems like the only way I can stop imbeciles in their tracks. :\

-Ngakunui