Congratulations! You have passed! You may now bear the standard, as well as starting a topic of conversation. =)

Well, I personally believe them to be friends, like my cat. Although, at the same time, there are many cats who hate humans with a passion. But I think there are actually more cats who love humans than there are ones who hate them.

Name: Xccj (please note, with a capital X)

Age: 18 +

Immortal: No

5th Grade scores in School: Perfect

Would you like a Jelly Baby? Depends on flavor

Have you ever creeped someone out? Probably

On a scale of 1 - 10, what are you? 4

Are you psychic? No

What am I thinking about? Yes

I think I am. Am I? No

Name: Ghost Rider

Age: 397.5

Immortal: Yes

5th Grade scores in School: NO U

Would you like a Jelly Baby? Yes

Have you ever creeped someone out? Yes

On a scale of 1 - 10, what are you? 11.

Are you psychic? Yes

What am I thinking about? No

I think I am. Am I? Yes

Congratulations! You both passed! Welcome to the I.S.N.W.P.!

Yo Dawg. B)

You pass.

Name: Purgæus Aero

Age: 888,888,888,888,888,888… This will continue on forever, if you let it.

Immortal: Just as much as you are.

5th Grade scores in School: Never got any, I'm homeschooled.

Would you like a Jelly Baby? No.

Have you ever creeped someone out? Yes.

On a scale of 1 - 10, what are you? ∞.

Are you psychic? Yes.

What am I thinking about? Whatever you're thinking about.

I think I am. Am I? Yes.

You're in. =)

Yayz! What about dogs? Can they get in? One of my dogs is definitely weird…

Nope, sorry. It's the "Interplanetary Social Network of Weird People". =)

On kitties; they are just neutral observers. They will report back to their masters as to whether we are a threat or not.

If most cat owners are like me, the reports are going to come back positive, and they will want to return to us, so they can be spoiled some more. Did I mention that when my cat catches squirrels, she likes to bite their heads off first? And then she just leaves the talis lying around.

My cat likes to attempt to hunt Birds and fail at it.

She caught one once though, and ate everything except the wings.

It was gruesome.

On kitties; they are just neutral observers. They will report back to their masters as to whether we are a threat or not.

Oez noez! I used to torment my cat, and now it ran away! It must have gone to tell it's real masters! I AM DOOOOMMMMED!

*calms down* Okay. I'm good. On the issue of animal body parts, the cat that got lost used to leave Rabbit legs and Mouse intestines lying around and let the other cat eat them, which made us think that the second cat caught them. So we put a bell collar on him.

Name:HeatWave. Not tellin' my real one.

Age:12

Immortal: no.

5th Grade scores in School:I homeschool.

Would you like a Jelly Baby? Yes!

Have you ever creeped someone out? yes.

On a scale of 1 - 10, what are you? 9.

Are you psychic? no.

What am I thinking about? Cornbread.

I think I am. Am I? Certainly.