Don't Laugh; It's Not Funny.
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Over the past few days I've been thinkin'... some of the least humorous people in our society are comedians. Think about it!
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Told you! Now why do you think that is? Because they try too hard. They try to make it so that everything that comes out of their mouths is mildly amusing, but never is. Also, because they try to make themselves funny all the time, the line between career and life vanishes. So they're never funny. Not on stage, not off. Now there are many exceptions. There are plenty of comedians who are funny. But the comedians who aren't funny... REALLY aren't funny.
Now, some of the MOST funny people in our society are people who DON'T try, people who are funny and don't realize it. Anyone that knows Inika Dutchess' father will agree that he's the prime example of that. Poor guy... you gotta love him to death, but he's so hilarious to watch. Like the time he walked up to one of his daughters and said, "You wearin' any pants today?" Or the time there were like 4 million flies in their kitchen and he kills two, then gives up and says, "WELL, THERE'S TWO LESS FLIES IN THE WORLD NOW!"
Or the time he brought home three childrens books from work titled, "The Gas We Pass," "Everybody Poops," and "Contemplating Your Belly Button." True story. He brings the books home and shouts, "RACHAEL! CHARITY! GET DOWN HERE!" (Rachael = Inika Dutchess) So they come down thinking, "Oh boy, what did we do...." and he screams at them, "SIT ON THE COUCH!" So the go and sit on the couch and he sits across from them, and, with a smirk and glisten in his eye, he says sofly, "It's story time."
Yes, he is possibly the most hilarious person I know of. There's this John guy, but he's more hyperactive that overall funny. 
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