I woke up this morning and everything was different

Something was strange in the air

I woke up this morning and everything was different

I knew that the ninjas had been there

I looked all around my bedroom, underneath the dresser

Behind the bed, but nothing could be found

There was nothing left behind them, nowhere that I could find them

No fingerprints or crumbs on the ground

The ninjas are deadly and silent

They're also unspeakably violent

They speak Japanese, they do whatever they please

And sometimes they vacation in Ireland

The ninjas are deadly and silent

They're also unspeakably violent

They speak Japanese, they do whatever they please

And if you tear off their masks they'll be smiling