Valentine's Day Republished
Well, I was just going to republish an old entry, but I have two. So here they are merged.
Romance, cards, and "enough sugar to send a diabetic into shock." Is that what Valentine's Day has come to be? (Let's not forget there's enough mushy specials to make the most stoic person gag.) Why do we need or have only one day a year set aside to express love toward each other, even just toward our fellow humans?
Oh well, it's one of the five major shopping days I look forward to... sort of. Actually, it's more like February 15, July 5, November 1, December 26, and the day after Easter because, hey, that 50% off junk food isn't going to buy itself.
It was yummy
In the tummy
But call the doctor
Because now I ache.
No more sweets
Will I take.
Happy Valentine's Day, everybody. Here's to your dental and doctor's bills' not outweighing your income!
Where I got these, I won't say.Romantic- Holding hands to show everyone else who you're withOld- Holding hands to remind yourself who you're with
Romantic- Lost in her eyes
Old- Lost in your own house
Romantic- Candlelight dinner because you can
Old- Candlelight dinner because the power's out
Romantic- Staring longingly at each other
Old- Staring because you can't remember each other's name
Romantic- Whispering sweet nothings in the ear
Old- Shouting incoherent somethings in the ear
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