I do not compute! How do deep-fried potato strips relate to a real or complex number that is not the root of any polynomial, has positive degree, and has rational coefficients? It doesn't make any sense! Could it be that they aren't real deep-fried potato strips? Could they actually be made out of algebraic equations? If that's the truth, why do algebraic equations taste so good? They say that you get fat from eating them because of starch and stuff like that. Does that mean that starch is made out of polynomials? Could it be that polynomials taste so good because they have "nom" in them? If not, what could it be? Is it because they were cooked at the right positive degree? Or maybe it's the fact that they are made from tubers, which are a kind of root! But if that's so, why? After all, they can't be the root of any polynomial. Thinking like this will eventually make my brain asplode, right? I mean, right as in "correct", you know? Not right as in "Go right away!" or "Go! Now turn right!" But anyway, this is my rant of the day. It was fun, and I needed to get it out of my system. I love question marks. And they love me too. I also like astronomy. Yes. Hi-tech Ninja Action in the City. It's made of win. YES. It's also in the trailer for G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra. Look it up if you wish. It's online. I know it is. And also my cat is cute.