We're at the dinner table eating and my sister runs off to get this book she wrote (about the "Family karaty super center" where she takes karate ) and starts presenting it to us all.

In the middle of her storytelling she goes, "Hey, turn around and look!" (since the rest of us are still eating, after all) "You don't have eyes on the side of your head!"

To which I reply, "Yes I do. You just can't see them behind my hair."

"Really?"

"Yep."

"No you don't! Only teachers have them."

XD So this is how first grade teachers keep their classes under control.