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Warnings And Side Effects


Jonestown Bartender

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Common side effects of this blog include restlessness, insomnia, anxiety, headache, asthenia, flu-like symptoms, fever, nausea, diarrhea, dry mouth, constipation, flatulence, dyspepsia, vomiting, yawn, abnormal vision(including lolcats), sweating, trembling, weakness, weight loss, skin rash, decrease in the use of gooder grammar, and there have been reports of subsequent weight gain. An overdose of this blog or combining it with other blogs can lead to tinfoil hat syndrome.

 

This blog is approved for use on children with blogs and nolife syndrome. In clinical studies, this blog has increased risks of suicidality in thought and behavior in children and teenagers with depressive symptoms or other psychiatric disorders. Anyone considering using this blog or any other thing Mr. Anonymous makes on a child or adolescent must balance the risk with the clinical need.

 

Member that read this blog, both adults and children, may experience worsening of their tinfoil hat syndrome and/or the emergence of suicidal ideation and behavior (suicidality) or unusual changes in behavior. All members reading this blog while drinking mountain dew should look any indication of nolife syndrome should be closely observed, especially during the first few months of drug therapy, or at times of changes in blog reading (increases or decreases).

 

This blogs use should not be ceased abruptly, or you may experience withdrawal symptoms. The blog should be tapered, as rapidly as is feasible, with recognition that abrupt discontinuation can be associated with certain symptoms, including lolcats, rabid meme posting, paranoia, feeling like a piece of love inside of you that only this blog can bring has died, and the sudden discover that some people live outside of the computer.

 

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