1. Find some wires

2. Learn how to play a musical instrument.

3. Get Zune software to work on Ubuntu.

4. Raid me some internetz.

5. Eat at some point.

6. Find my wire cutters.

7. Cut the ends of the wires, tie to batters, attach to jar.

8. Find my box of dead bugs.

9. Hope they can't trace it.

10. Build an optical illusion.

11. Hide my box of dead bugs.