Vive La France! UFO disclosure coming up?

 

The words "Nous ne sommes pas seuls" or "We are not alone" will be somberly pronounced this week by a senior Government official of the nation that brought the world "Liberté, égalité, fraternité." France is set to concede that it is aware of an alien presence on earth by no later than Friday.

 

Paris has chosen to follow the lead of maverick UFO nation Brazil and resist [...] pressure to continue delaying disclosure until [removed] feels it is ready for the event.

 

It is believed that a telephone hot-line has been set up in Paris to deal with queries from panicky citizens. A special division of France's police department is also to be established: to handle UFO reports.

 

The French have gone to so much effort to protect their culture from encroaching "Anglo-Saxon" influences and now they are preparing to protect their culture from what might be even more powerful extraterrestrial forces.

 

It is believed Holland and Germany are set to soon follow France's lead.

Internet rumour this week, front-page news next week? Or just disinfo prankery, soon to be mocked and forgotten? We'll see. We'll see.