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mercenary vahki

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So I'm chillin after school and I need to purchase a meat stick

 

So I steal this guy's batteries out of his CD player

 

He comes back and I'm like "dude do you want to buy some batteries I have extra"

 

and hes like "no I think I have some" but then he discovers that he doesn't

 

I proceed to sell him his batteries for a kingly sum of fifty cents

 

That meat stick was the greatest I have ever tasted

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mercenary vahki
That meat stick was the greatest I have ever tasted

And you eat a great deal of these "meat sticks"?

Back in elementary school, they were sold on fridays

 

TBH they weren't bad, not like slim jims or other nasty meat products

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E(rik)
That meat stick was the greatest I have ever tasted

And you eat a great deal of these "meat sticks"?

Back in elementary school, they were sold on fridays

 

TBH they weren't bad, not like slim jims or other nasty meat products

 

Slimjims suck. They taste like shoelaces and give you Diarrhea.
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Bundalings
That meat stick was the greatest I have ever tasted

And you eat a great deal of these "meat sticks"?

Back in elementary school, they were sold on fridays

 

TBH they weren't bad, not like slim jims or other nasty meat products

 

Slimjims suck. They taste like shoelaces and give you Diarrhea.

What's scary is that you capitalized it.

 

BtB

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