Deadly Dork Drama
With the course of only a few airsoft games, I have quickly become the team's stealth expert and loose cannon.
I am the only person they have had who will bury himself 3/4 into muddy undergrowth and then burst out with a *rubber* knife and snag the enemy who has the most powerful weapon, then take it and use it on his unsuspecting allies.
I am the only person to have literally crawled through an entire firefight and pick off the enemy snipers from behind, then vanish with both of their guns.
I am the only one to escape, return, and kill both of the guards in the Prison Break scenario.
I love Airsoft- it's actually pretty amazing how easy it is to be stealthy. Well, provided you're fighting in a thickly overgrown forest like we do. Just slap a ton of mud over your already completely black Jason mask, plaster a bunch of ferns to it. Break off from the rest of the team and crawl your way around the whole time. Only open fire once, and make it count. I killed 3 guys in one controlled burst with my P90 *which I happily named "Peon"* .
Sure, your body will ache for days and you'll be covered in scabs and cuts/gashes from crawling through entire pricker bushes, but man. It's worth it.
I'll try and get my friend Tyler to give me some of the pictures he took from some of the games and put them up later for my own selfish satisfaction B}
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