Who could say no to a weekend? You get to sleep in on Friday and Saturday, watch a double-header of hockey on Saturday (if you live in Canada), and do lots of forum-browsing. But... parts of the weekend are torturous for me. On Saturday, my little cousin with a sick mind, a lying mouth and an uncontrollable tongue comes to destroy me. Then on Sunday, one of my parents' friend's kids (a ten year old girl) comes and nags me for six hours of the day. People, please wish me luck this weekend.

P.S. Forgive me for not putting a new comedy chapter up for a while, I've been lazy. You don't have to worry though, I don't have plans to quit on it.