I learned that I completely fail at playing Volleyball.

What I find extremely strange is that I was hit in the face by a volleyball going at a high rate of speed... And it didn't even cause a slight pain.

I also managed to convince five people during break that I didn't speak English.. All of them I knew. And I have spoken to in English before.

"Je ne parle pas anglais" (GEH- NEH- PARRL- PAH ON-GLAYS) can be very useful.