Costco is coming to Roseburg in the spring. I'm so happy about this, and mom and I will be applying for a job there when it is possible.

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In other news, cucumbers invaded the onion shelf and the squash lived up to their name. In the dining room, an army of cutlery took on a silverware resistance group and owneded their lives. The glasses stayed neutral as spies for all teams, since their transparency is better than any camouflage, but the dishes fled the warzone to the cabinet citadel, where they stay locked up and safe.

~EW~