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Old Men Are Strange :(


Mrs.Dokuma

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after work today, I was sitting in the lobby waiting patiently (doing homework lulz) for my ride to come. this old guy (like 60) was sitting at the table behind me and started to blab his head off and basically told me his life story blah blah blah. I was trying to be polite and get my homework done at the same time, well, anyways, right before he left he said to me "May I say, In a non-perverted way, you are a very beautiful young lady, and your parents are lucky to have such a beautiful girl." with no other way to respond, I said thank you sir, and in an effort to look natural (and not creeped out, like i was... D: ) I went up to the counter and ordered a frutista freeze. xD

 

some people scare me. :( old men specifically. :(

 

also, another funny story of the day. I have a pretty good looking brother. (hahaha) He's a year & a half younger than me, and just about every freshie, soph, and any jr. high girl swoons at the sight of him. xD Anyways, he's my younger brother, and we get along great, so we hang out together all the time. well, we went to KFC as a family and a girl's vball team was there (i'ma guess most of them were sophomores, maybe a few jrs.) but they all were like freaking out at the sight of him, and then they were trying to figure out if I was my brother's girlfriend (Which I do get asked alot, and vice versa. xD ) or his older/younger sister (I'm older, mind you, ughhh). when I turned around and shot them all a smile "Like, haha, he's mine, get lost" (even thought he's just my brother, I enjoy this very much :P) they caught on to the fact that I heard every word they said and were quite embarrassed, there faces were red and they totally lost it.

 

xD my day in a nutshell. :P

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That wouldn't worry me

 

 

Now I'd be worried when he's watching you get undressed through your bedroom window later.

xD let's hope not.

 

but the problem with the statement is the fact that he had to add on the disclaimer/tag that what he was saying wasn't "perverted" xD

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what a slyyyyyyyyyyy dog

yeah yeah yeah. xD You can't have him either :P he only likes women. :P

That's what you think

 

 

 

 

All old men secretly crave the delicious and pure bodies of little boys

 

 

 

 

Oh and just for the lulz next time some one ask if he's your brother or your boy friend say both :3

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X_drey?

what a slyyyyyyyyyyy dog

yeah yeah yeah. xD You can't have him either :P he only likes women. :P

That's what you think

 

 

 

 

All old men secretly crave the delicious and pure bodies of little boys

 

 

 

 

Oh and just for the lulz next time some one ask if he's your brother or your boy friend say both :3

 

O.OOOOOOO

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X_drey?

what a slyyyyyyyyyyy dog

yeah yeah yeah. xD You can't have him either :P he only likes women. :P

That's what you think

 

 

 

 

All old men secretly crave the delicious and pure bodies of little boys

 

 

 

 

Oh and just for the lulz next time some one ask if he's your brother or your boy friend say both :3

 

O.OOOOOOO

O.OOOOO is also my response. O.OOOO SORRY BUT I'M NOT A PERV!!!

 

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