..You, my friend, are very demented.

In a good way.

I was gonna post that one too.

Interesting first blog entry.

Though I was never big into the Chuck Norris facts nor Chuck Norris himself, I will admit that I wasn't big into Jack Bauer either, and at least the Chuck Norris facts were quite inventive, so I'm afraid I will have to vouch for Chuck in this case.

Although, remember kids, "Michael Phelps > Chuck Norris".

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh