Just have a Brighton Brownie, the unnofficial nickname of probably one of the least healthy party treats I've ever had.

This treat was an invention of a friend of mine's to get myself, him and three others through a 24-hour session of Smash Bros. Melee we played in anticipation of Brawl. After that we agreed we had to have it more than that one time because it tasted incredible, but that also because of the recipe, we must never have them more than once every year or two, lest we A. Chop significant time off our life expectancies from heart failure, B. give ourselves heart attacks, or C. Just decrease our health in general. Usually we have them at Halloween or New Yeas parties so we have an easy-to-remember date.

Here is the fairly simple recipe;

Any regular brownie recipe, only replace the water with chocolate syrup, and, depending on the sweet tooth, the eggs as well. And since chocolate syrup is denser, add more chocolate syrup.

And then once it comes out of the oven you have Sheer Heart Attack in a brownie. Please keep in mind that while the Queen references were in good fun, with the alterations to this recipe none of us have had the nerve to ever have seconds, and I am not in any ways responsible for damage to your health if you decide to.

Not recommended for small children, people with anything important coming up, public speakers, those with heart conditions, or those with diabetes. For your own health please only serve one or two per person. And please, as said above, only have them once every year or two for a special occasion, I don't want your health on my hands because I decided to share this monstrous concoction and you couldn't resist temptation.