I tried to split the mightiest stone in the valley,with a carp, for experimentation's sake. It did not work.

I dun' give a carp. XD

I tried to cut the mightiest carp in the ocean with a carp, for experimentation's sake. It did not work.

I carped to carp a carp with a carp, for carp's sake. It did not carp.

I carped to carp a carp with a carp, for carp's sake. It did not carp.

Well, you know what they say. A penny saved is a lion earned.

You really love to try and push buttons now, don't you.

I tried to push a button with a carp, for experimentation's sake. It did not work.

-Laka

I tried to slap someone with a carp through the internet, for experimentation's sake. It did not work. Anyone want to trade a dead fish for a new Sony Vaio?

Magikarp?

I tried to breed a pirana with a carp, for experimentation's sake. It did not work. Could I get my piranamoose back?

I tried to teach a carp ventriloquism, for experimentation's sake. It did not work.

I tried to switch brains between a raptor and a carp, for experimentation's sake. It didn't work. I have high hopes for the white shark and Hitler, though.

I tried to type a comment with a carp, for experimentation's sake. It didn't work. I've preserved the results, however. They are as follows:

gjnikuhipaguipml;bmklvnc m,mkladjioad90wyl

I attempted to biologically integrate a ray gun into a carp, for experimentation's sake. It did not work. But we'll be fine as long as they don't create lightsabers.

I tried to divide by zero with a carp for experimentation's sake. It did not work. Now all the fish are dead.

~EW~

I tried to turn a carp into a zombie carp for experimentation's sake. It did not work. Instead it sparkles in the sunlight.

You're doing it right.

-lluv

This is carp.

So wy are my carp different to ur carp?