Scientific Inquiry
Observation: Boy, it sure has rained a lot lately.
Connection: It also rained a lot in the beginning of the movie “The Day After Tomorrow”, right before the freak snow hurricane that flash-froze the northern hemisphere.
Inference: Since its rained a lot lately, it can only be a prologue to a giant snowstorm that’s the effect of Global Warming which will bring freezing cold air down out of the upper atmosphere and turn us all into human popsicles.
Conclusion: Better type up this Blog entry before the electricity goes off.
Similarly, what kind of popsicle flavor do you think you are. I think I’m banana: I’m a unique flavor, but you either like me or you don’t.
If we’re all going to turn into popsicles, we’d better start thinking about this kind of stuff.
On a side note, it started snowing at my place last night.
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