My gaming computer's hammered, it's 28 degrees out, I've got pre-Xmas-Break blues, a serious case of Senioritis, and enough bloodlust to play Airsoft that even Khorne's feeling the anxiety. And it's the middle of a barren Tuesday.

Of course the only thing that's going to solve these problems is Time, so what do I use as a handy Pick-Me-Up?

There are two separate methods.

The first is the Manly way, and is a simple concoction of doing at least 45 pushups while listening to Removed. The content of that is inappropriate for BZP. -Kohaku . The endorphin rush will leave you grinning in a way that will make all other forms of life uncomfortable around you for 5 minutes.

The other is even simpler.

MIKUSPAMMIKUSPAMMIKUSPAM

For best results, listen to Weird Al's Dare To Be Stupid.

Surgeon General's Warning: You will risk increasing your Weaboo levels a good 15% each time you do this while minimizing the productivity of your braincells.