Well, during last week I had been so painfully bored due to the Techno-Curse having taken so many of my electronic joys away from me, so naturally I was looking forward to the weekend. I needed it to be an interesting weekend to keep me going till Xmas break

And seeing as:

- My lamp exploded into a rain of fire and brimstone

- My best friend got his tooth knocked out in Airsoft when he accidentally hit himself in the mouth with the butt of his own shotgun

- We saw a live play of A Christmas Carol that turned out to be a mUsIcAl... *shudder*

-My Socom SCAR rifle's light box *projects a few laser beams- think Predator* busted because of some retarded internal circuitry issue *aka Red wire decides to just barely snap enough to avoid touching the metal conductor in the nob* and refuses to turn off and is now constantly emitting a class-3 laser that causes radiation

- I got to learn about how our housekeeper grew up in communistic Transylvania

-My stereo has ALSO stopped working, or at least goes berserk every so often, emitting a horrifying screeching sound akin to Penderecki's orchestrated "Polymorph"

- And this was today [Monday] but within an hour of being at work the lights in the back blew a fuse, leaving half the store in a state of darkness.

I think I'm going to avoid anything that combines electricity and (blades ( heavy industrial equipment ( explosives (Social Security information for the next few years. Just make sure I don't wander near the next space shuttle scheduled to launch, please.