Here's some random quiz thingy that was in my e-mail that I thought I'd share. Enjoy!

What kind of person are you: witty, intelligent, sophisticated, or something else? Take this simple, fun quiz to determine what kind of person you are. Simply choose A, B, or C, and add each one up with A=3, B=2, and C=1 when you are finished. Do not scroll down to the end until you answer each question.

 

Are you ready?

Yes

No.

This is not part of the quiz.

 

What do you think the quiz will be like?

Annoying

Fun

Hard to say.

 

Do you think you’ll ever get to the quiz

Yes

No

Hopefully

 

What word best expresses your current feelings?

Argh

Hmph

Okay

 

Annoyed yet?

Begin

Start

Commence already!

 

1) Of the following people, which do you prefer?

A. Happy

B. Sad

C. Confused

 

2) What would you prefer for breakfast?

A. Apple Jacks

B. Fruit Loops

C. Corn Flakes

 

3) What type of person would you rather not hang out with?

A. Hard-working person who leaves nothing for you to do

B. Adventurous person who explores everything before you

C. Lazy person who “inspires” you to do everything they won’t

 

4) For math, would you rather to use a(n)…

A. Abacus

B. Paper

C. Calculator

 

5) Which animal name do you find funniest?

A. Hyena

B. Wallaby

C. Platypus

 

6) What type of soup do you prefer?

A. Alphabet

B. Chicken

C. Tomato

 

7) Where would you rather vacation?

A. Hawaii

B. Florida

C. Alaska

 

8) Where outside the US would you least like to visit?

A. Albania

B. Switzerland

C. Cuba

 

9) Where outside the US would you most like to visit?

A. Hong Kong

B. Japan

C. Germany

 

10) When coming upon a three-split road, which direction are you most likely to go?

A. Ahead

B. Right

C. Left

 

 

If you got 20-30, you are intelligent enough to add well.

If you got 10-20, you are possibly witty enough to enjoy what you read next.

If you got 1-30, you are obviously a gullible person who likes to take pointless quizzes for fun and/or profit.

If you got 0 or less (somehow), you are too sophisticated and probably saw right through this quiz.

 

When you are finished, go back and look at the first letter of each A answer. Afterward, if you feel so inclined, send this to one or more people to see how gullible they are and send all chewing outs back to the person that sent it to you. After you finish that, be sure to get my latest book How To Torment Your Family and Friends With Pointless Fun.

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