So I changed my blog's name again. For those who like a reason for everything, it's because changing it makes it harder for them to track me. Yeah. You heard me. Them. The ones with the black cars, helicopters, vans, SUVs, and trucks of varying types. From what I've seen, They've been keeping tabs on me for years, though I don't know why. Another security measure I installed a few months ago was a laser tripped alarm system at the end of my driveway. So far, all I've caught is cats and the occasional raccoon, but my cameras caught some unusually large shadowy activity last night. I've also taken to sleeping with a baseball bat, so I'm prepared for Them if They attempt to nab me in my slumber. But enough about me, how are you doing? Have They come for you yet?