*facepalm*

My fellow citizens are indeed... stupid. Or at least a good amount of them are. We still have a decent amount of people with common sense.

Well, uh... I can relate to that "How do I get out?" one.

I can get pretty disoriented after coming out of a movie.

*walks out of theater* Hey, dude, where are the straws?

~EW~

Depending on the building design of the theater, some of those questions can be legitimate. I've been to a few theaters where the bathrooms are around the corner and out of sight. Besides, if you had just been blown away by Avatar, would you want to stop an consider the most likely placement for the straws?

Most of those are questions I also receive in my Starbucks inside Target.

Sometimes I honestly do reply like this:

"Where's the bathroom?"

"It's across from register nineteen, underneath the large 'Restrooms' sign you can see from here. "

"Do you guys have straws?"

"They're right behind you. Turn around."

(You can input napkins/sugar/creamer into that sentence as well)

"Do you guys take Starbucks cards?"

"No, the sign that says we proudly accept Starbucks cards here on the register is false."

(Hint: We do accept them)

"Do you work for Starbucks or Target?" (Not a bad question, people are confused about a licensed store)

"We work for Target, see our Target nametags?"