My MEAN SIXTEEN summary:

Monday- Day before birthday. Saw Avatar in 3D with my friends. It's the cool. I look like Carl Frederickson in the 3D glasses.

Tuesday- My birthday. Went to Disneyland/California Adventure with my cousin. Upon getting home, received keys to my sweet new ride: A 1987 Volvo 740 Turbo in black. Oooooh yeah. (Actually we've had this car since 1987, but now it's mine.)

Also, at the penny arcade on Main Street, my cousin managed to fail the Love Tester. I got "Burning," of course, but after it went up and down a whole bunch for him, it just stopped and didn't select anything. I guess he just got a "Not Applicable." It's probably because it didn't have "Fabulous" as an option.