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My New Year's Resolutions.


Jonestown Bartender

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1. Be less impulsive

2. Stay away from my caffeine pills for at least a week

3. try to shave regularly

4. Stop dressing like a hobo

5. Get a Girlfriend

6. Be more extroverted

7. Try to be less aggressive.

8. Try to be less superficial

9. Be more patiant

10. Think of a number ten next year.

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I never knew girls grew facial hair or that you were a lesbian.

 

Oh, wait...

Girls do shave, you know

 

just not their face

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