The following is a PM conversation between Brickeens and I.

I'd like to order a Kylus please. Medium size, orange, with a lemon-lime flavor. I can pay in digital pictures, spam, Brikkypoints, bananas or broken sports equipment.

 

Yours sincerely,

Brickeens

Would you be paying via PayPal? Estimated shipping cost is 40 bajillion Brikkypoints.

Yeah, I can do PayPal. I can afford that.

Alllrighty, then. Please allow 457 days for your Kylus to be built in our factory on the moooooon. Your Kylus gets shipped by way of horse-drawn carriage. Before it arrives at your front door, however, it needs to go through Shanghai, New York, Moscow, Oslo, Saskatoon, London, Venus, Anchorage, Denver, Dublin, Nepal, annnddd... Hong Kong. Your custom-built Kylus should arrive on December 21st, 2012.

what is this ripoff im not paying :angry:

Okay then. Please send me your 25 bajillion Brikkypoint cancellation fee by Monday.

why you piece of porridge i are not paying anyting :angry:

Well, then. Expect the FBI at your front door in 2 hours. Sending an order is a contract. If you fail to send in your payment, I reserve the right to take you to jury.

the efbeeeye dun no whar i live and dey canot trace me

Well, I know your from the internet, and according to your profile... you live in Earth. I believe that's a small town outside of Montreal.

they wont find me there you silly sausszage

Darn. Well, I guess I'll be getting the aforementioned Federal Bureau of Investigation to put up wanted posters all over the universe. Good luck tearing every one of THOSE down.

i wont need to my identity is top secret

WAIT! I'll send you your Kylus for free.

your trying to trick me arent you

Uh... no.

ok heres my address

 

WAIT WHAT

 

THAT WAS AS UNCONVINCING AND CORNY AS A BREAKFAST CEREAL

Forget it, Mr.... "Brickeens". I'll done with you and your antics.

 

Oh, and just so you know, this entire conversation in it's pathetic entirety is going on my blog on a website about bioniclesbioniclesbionicles! *cackles evil-ly*

tehee i was thinking about doing that