Is he of Sealand or some other micronation? Antarctica? Space?
Either way this person is pretty amazing.

So today afterschool friends and I got juice and rice krispy treats, then went to the huge park near our school.
As soon as we walk into the park, there's this lady with her kids on the curb, and a taxi driving away. Taxi stops at red light, lady has epiphany, and then she's running like crazy back to the taxi, screaming "STOP!!" over and over. Then she yells that the taxi has her stroller. When she reaches the taxi, she bangs with all her strength on the trunk, and the taxi driver gets scared and opens the trunk. She fetches her stroller and goes back to her now-entertained children.
Now that that's over, friends and I started walking randomly and end up in an area where there is man-made snow over the grass. There are tons of kids throwing snowballs. While the rest of the snow in the city has melted, this huge patch remains nice and thick, and it feels like snow too. Leaves nasty puddles as well.
Then my phone decided to cut my service so I couldn't call my mommy. :[
So we went to one of the fountains, and see a man making one of those huge bubbles that you can see rainbow shine on and they stretch and stuff. There's also apparently some out-of-state school visiting the park, so you see a ton of strange boys around my age staring in amazement at the bubbles. Some even got to try the thing, and later one of my friends tried it. She was awesome at it.
Next we went to the nearby boat rental house/cafe/restaurant to get a snack for the one friend who bought no food earlier. They saw they're closing for a wedding (how sweet <3), so we decide to head home. But, since I need to take a different train than they do, they walked me half of the way to my station. And so we split ways. ;_;
Cool thing is that our heads got cold, and my friend just happened to have two spare hats similar to hers, and we put them on. We may meet again tomorrow, but otherwise I got to keep the hat until our next meeting. It's on my desk next to me right now. B)

What a crazy day.