I have decided to hold a writing contest. The challenge is to write a story of a maximum length of 1,000 words, based on the title "A More Perfect Meatloaf". The winner will get to P.M. me something they want to have as an entry, as well as a content block just to themselves for whatever they want to have in it, assuming they aren't already Premier. If the winner is Premier, then they will just get the content block. As a last word, remember to keep all entries BZP appropriate. Oh, and also, the deadline is March 28^th at 11:30 P.M. Pacific Standard Time. All entries can be posted in this entry, and the contest starts now.