The things that happened one time when Jesus was sitting around one Saturday nite thinking "DUDE. There's all this butt in the world and nothing's kicking it! I need to step it up!"

So he invented something.

Stuff like: Rob Zombie, the AC130, that unicorn game, girls, Samuel L Jackson, Arnold Schwartzenegger, energy drinks, homestarrunner, scotsmen, and Batman

Additions welcome