penguins are so cool! Whenever i go to my local aquarium i sit there for a few hours at a time just watching the local penguin community. I then think to myself that i'd rather give welfare money to the penguins than the losers out there that abuse welfare and SSI. Atleast the penguins bring joy to people for doing nothing.

I ran across this quote in a comments thread somewhere, and I had to post it. I ##### love penguins. They are little footballs made of bird and cute.

Also we should give them welfare.