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Merry Merry Chistmas!


Nikira

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Hey, MERRY CHRISTMAS! :D

(Mountain and Pacific Time... Merry Christmas in a couple hours!)

 

~*~

 

Okey-doke, it's 1:41 a.m. E.S.T, Christmas morning, and I'm totally exhausted from yesterday...

 

And I just can't seem to get to sleep...Seriously. It's like... I'm being watched... :fear:

 

I betcha Anti-Santa's mad at me or something. He sent his mischeif elves to make sure I don't get to sleep so I don't have a happy Christmas with my family! :(

 

Bleh... Maybe I'll sleep better on the couch. -.-;;

 

Anyways...

 

*goes into Jimmy Stewart imitation*

 

"Merry Christmas, y'ol Savings & Loan!" *bell rings* Yay Clarence!

 

~Nikira

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I don't believe in Santa Claus. I believe in Egg Nog, a 42-year old man who never bathes, lives with his mother, and has attended every Comic Con ever. Rather than giving gifts to humans, Egg Nog, dressed up like a milk carton, would rather give to dogs. But unlike Santa Claus, ADD Egg Nog only has the ability to give a single dog gifts every year. He camps out on the roof of that one lucky dog each year and spies on them. If they are a good puppy that year, and they follow a certain ceremonial ritual involving drinking from the louvre (as dogs often do), they are rewarded with gifts; most of which are edible.

 

It sure keeps me up at night.

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