Sure, Lincoln had a secret radioactive train in his hat made out of kryptonite to help fight Stonewall Jackson and Robert E. Lee, and George Washington fought British soldiers with a greataxe, and FDR had secretly installed B.A.R.'s for Nazi-killing in his wheelchair, and JFK conquered the moon and became it's emperor posthumously.

But President Obama is also a superhero who can fight an entire crew of pirates and win singlehandedly.

Can you say "Greatest superpresident ever"?