So what's it like to be the Pope?

You have the "devine right" to throw those Japanese square watermalons at people. It's pretty safisfying.

Last time I heard that, I ran in the opposite direction for a mile.

 

Last time I heard that, I ran in the opposite direction for a mile.

I would have done that, but it was cold and I was in minimal clothing.

And the neighbours would have thought I had completely lost it.