I was not involved in this convo, FYI.

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.

User: HUGE SUCCESS!

Cleverbot: How I wonder what you are.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: 'Aperture Science'.

User: We do what we must.

Cleverbot: Because we can.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on tryin till you run out of cake.

User: And the Science gets done.

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are Still Alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta.

Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.

User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

Cleverbot (To myself): I think I prefer to stay inside.

User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.

User: THAT WAS A JOKE! HA HA! FAT CHANCE!

Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.

User: It's so delicious and moist!

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

User: When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you!

Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.

User: On the people who are, Still Alive!

Cleverbot: And believe me, I am still alive!

User: I'm doing science and I'm still alive!

Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

User: Still alive...

Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm.

User: *censored for BZP*