Dude, I just realized that the Mask of light spinner thing goes in the opposite direction as the other masks, and I think every 5th spin of Vakama's mask is faster....

Two matoran walk up to a protodermis pub. One says to the other "Hey what happened to your mask?", the other matoran answers back "I got attacked by a rahi". The first matoran answers back "And here I thought you were just ugly"

Even on Metru Nui I get no respect, I walk up to a vahki and say "hey look, I'm J walking". The vahki says "That's nothing, just last week I saw Vakama Q walking." I asked him what Q walking was and he threw me in jail for asking too many questions.