Rather than generate new and exciting content for your perusal, I have decided to framblang (syn: forcefully dump a large quantity) my latest musings and tidbits and suchnot into this entry.

"I read somewhere that a healthy breakfast helps concentration and have found that, since replacing my usual diet of [a marginally more unhealthy substance] with Froot Loops, I am able to move small objects with my mind."

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Work was cancelled today due to rain. Hurrah!

Also, Lego Harry Potter is now out. I must convince my sisters to get it somehow.

Latin: The language so holistic, it has a word for "reheated cabbage."

"The man had a birthmark that resembled the potential offspring of Turkey and Iceland."

was a fool and a madman to have gone into downtown Port Angeles this afternoon.

This thing called sleep I just can't handle it / this thing called sleep I must get round to it / And I'm ready / Crazy little thing called sleep

This must be what going mad feels like.

Cat weightlifting is pretty much the best thing ever.

had fun playing cards tonight. [This is actually an elaborate in-joke with one of my friends that we came up with that night.]

hates it when people try to play soccer at a vuvuzela concert.