I work in a state park now, so there will be no fireworks this Forth of July where I'm at. I'll be pretty much working solo this Sunday, but if I catch you setting off fireworks, I will come down hard on you.

And I mean hard!!

Like I will have to call the park ranger

And then he will come down hard on you!!

When he shows up, maybe in 30 minutes...

Actually, I don't think this will be a problem. Biggest disappointment is that I'll be getting out of work around the time people will be firing off their fireworks, so when I get to my family's picnic, they'll be all done and ready to head to bed.

But I'm getting paid more to work on a holiday... so I guess that's cool. Also, now I can check on BZP from the park on my phone.